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Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)
HELP ME
by furriiayes September 2, 2021
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help

You’re dumb that you don’t know what help is just type it it’s not that hard Bitch
YOU LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT HELP MEANS
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help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun
Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!
by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021
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a sigh for help

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.
Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
by von groovy August 18, 2024
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get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake
*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"
by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024
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Not helping

Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?
Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
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