Guinea Pig

idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.

Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig

by Kermit_ May 7, 2020

Nathan Guinery

Nathan is an oxygen thief, he's simply liked because of how famous his brother was. Natan has no great features, he's average at video games and washes dishes for a living. All in all Natan Guinery is the most irrelevant human to ever take breathe on this earth.

Nathan Guinery is irrelevant.

by De Captain March 24, 2019

The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II

"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide

by Don't take me seriously April 10, 2015

Guiness pipe

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009

Guiness Vouchers

The Irish equivalent of money. Barter in exchange for Guiness, AKA money paid at a Bar

Jim, I got my 300 Guiness Vouchers bonus last week

by davewebsmith November 2, 2010

Guinea

The slur that Bram the Talking Wonder Dog's creator uses on the bright blue blog when he was delivered a whamline reminding him of his House of Pain E-Zine appearance. The response came with a rapid-barrage of Irish-American slurs as he had to look a few of them up as some came in Italian.

What did that Chicago based Guinea say to me when invoking that taunt? The slimy fucking-shit-for-brains invoked something where he's relentless when he fights back.

The light blue blog posting to Tumblr: "fottuto Folletto ubriaco"
What the hell was that? Did he throw a double homicide slur at me?

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

haider guise

"Hey There Guys"

Cool way of spelling it.

kid: haider guise

other kid: you are a cool speller!

by pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj August 14, 2009