2 definitions by Kermit_

Nuke

To put something in the microwave

"Hey, can you nuke the leftovers?"

by Kermit_ November 17, 2020

Guinea Pig

idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.

Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig

by Kermit_ May 7, 2020