guido

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy

damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.

by spokesman for 105 July 27, 2005

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guillotine

When a girl has a really fucking hot body but an ugly as shit face

Wow, I would fuck that bitch but she's a total guillotine

by cris1234 September 27, 2013

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guildo • Guido • guillotine • Guild Wars • guild • gildo • Guilo • Guidoville • Guildford Grammar School • Guilfoyle

Italian male usually from Jersey or New York. Fist pumping hotties! EVeryone loves a jersey boy and the female verison; guidettes. Puffed/ Spiked up hair, wife beaters and tight designer jeans. NEW JERSEY, WE GO HARD!!!!

"Anyone hitting up surf club tonight? AKA home for the qudio?"

"Yeah man i'll be there".. guido

by jerseybabie November 8, 2009

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One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

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