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The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.
Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.
by lieon81 March 1, 2025
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Greek roast

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner
by guineapigface June 29, 2019
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Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.
Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.
by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017
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greek hairfly

when a greek girla opens her pants to you
and suddenly retarded frodo jumps out at you
and says 'God bless us everyone' while holding
a bag of meth and a bunch of dead fetuses from
her last few boyfriends
The demonette opened her huge greek hairfly to make her halloween puke before love making.
by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025
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Greek

Refers to people who have the most fucking lengthy surnames I have ever seen. Usually clings on to their amazing past and sex-induced mythology to prevent their egos from shattering. Extremely fond of alcoholic drinks (especially ouzo), food, nightclubs and cigarettes. Generally friendly people, but can be dickheads at times (due to nationalism and Turks).

The word can also refer to having anal sex (that's literally what the Greeks have kinks on doing), or someone being retarded on a subject.
- I'm so fucking proud to be Greek, time to rip up some Turks.
- Don't worry, those motherfuckers up there are greeking.
- Wait, that was maths? It was Greek to me.
by dickheadedguy July 19, 2022
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Greek soup

A collection of as many Greek letters as possible in a mathematical thesis, intended to give the reader a firm impression of the author being smart, rather than conveying the same information in a more meaningful way. The Greek soup is often found in LaTeX generated pdfs using the Computer Modern typeface.
Oh my, what a beautiful Greek soup! That person must be really clever.
by TheShadowKing May 27, 2018
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greek sandal

While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.
Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!
by locohombre September 8, 2016
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