Definitions by TheThinMan34

I'm finding myself 

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".

"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."

I'm finding myself by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025

I'm Available Now 

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

I'm Available Now by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

A Greek Candle 

When two gay men use bees wax as lubricant for anal sex.

"Jed likes to get a greek candle after a night out with his boyfriend."

A Greek Candle by TheThinMan34 September 21, 2015