garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

Garage Bandy

A negative adjective used to describe a song that sounds like it was made in Garage Band.

Person 1 "Hey, listen to this song!"
Person 2 "I like it but it sounds very Garage Bandy."

by Knutone December 4, 2017

garage pass

When I guy lets his woman have a night out with the girls.

My husband gave me a garage pass tonight so lets go out and have a few drinks.

by Sparkmiester May 1, 2018

Gorg

Short for gorgeous

Wow did you see Jaleah today, she's gorg!

When is she not, girl is definitely gorg 24/7

by Totallynotdeclan September 26, 2018

Goregasm

When you’re satisfied with the amount of Gore in a movie or video game.

Madz: I just had a goregasm
Everyone Else: WTF

by Judgino November 16, 2018

Garage Ass

When your butt is so big it could fit all your belongings

She has a garage ass...

by TCutta November 27, 2018

göra-en-micke

To pass on lunch with your co-workers and instead go with other imaginary friends.

Are you joining us for lunch today?
No, I'm gonna "göra-en-micke"

by notreallypseudo January 25, 2019