German Omelet

Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.

Circle Jerk Omelet, Cum Cake, German Omelet

by ember69 August 3, 2010

German helicopter

during sex the male lays on his back as the female(or male it depens what your into)sits on the tip of the penis and slides up and down down in a circle

my boyfriend did the german helicopter

oooo you so lucky

by sweatyandready September 2, 2010

Germ-X

Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.

Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.

by B3URK April 9, 2011

germ

uncommon ethnic slur for German people

you freaking germ!

by racist slur October 7, 2020

German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!

Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!

by Charlesss May 31, 2007

german pushup

When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.

I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.

by the pappy April 24, 2008

gemo

A person who is both a goth and emo.

"Everyone at school made fun of me and made me cry, so I cast a demonic spell on them and killed them all in my depression."

by IGyfdf June 16, 2005