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Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016
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Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
by Fetishguru January 18, 2017
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California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.
My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner
by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017
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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.
John told me he has a Fresno Fruit Fetish and to pick up some fresh strawberries
by Hero_ofthenight March 8, 2018
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Double fruit stick

When someone puts two colorful dildos up another’s ass.
That gay ass fat bull in Philly tried to do a double fruit stick with me.
by Professor Wumbo March 15, 2018
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Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.
"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
by Oh nooes May 3, 2019
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sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.
Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.
by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019
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