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When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
by Nuketown bro June 07, 2016
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A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 08, 2016
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