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fred and george

definition 1, noun: two characters from the Harry Potter series.

definition 2, verb: when you have had enough with a bad teacher and drop out of school
My favorite characters are Fred and George.

If Professor Staunton fails me for no reaosn one more time, I'm going to pull a fred and george.
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Fred

The leader of a mystery gang with a talking dog and a guy who wants to eat a burger every five minutes.
"ZOINKS! Scoob! Like, Fred is all messed up cause Daphne was kidnapped!"
by Scooby doo fan March 2, 2023
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Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!

Guy: No problem Fred.

Neighbor: What was that!!!?

Scenario 2

Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.

Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
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Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.
Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?
by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020
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Fred

A Mobile Game Character who wears a white shirt with a Recycle logo on it and has ginger hair. He always gets chased by The Grim Reaper in a Castle that nobody knows who owns it and that "Castle" has a bottomless pit that God Knows what is in there!
Person 1: Do you play Running Fred? Person 2: yes and it does not make sence
by BananaMan1907 September 18, 2020
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Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
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fred

a large 3d mole on a little boy with a mustache and big ears neck named billy
bruh fred makes me nauseous
by Griffffyyriffyy June 11, 2021
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