by paddywan October 18, 2009
Get the make an onion crymug. by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021
Get the make you crymug. Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Get the cry me a joaquinmug. Cringy emoji that peasants use to pretend to laugh at something when in reality they are absolument not laughing and are fake as fuck. Extremely cringy.
Wow this thot spammed the "crying laughing emoji" to hide the fact that's she's absolutely fucking lying.
by TruthShots December 29, 2019
Get the crying laughing emojimug. When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.
Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.
by Bottweasel October 30, 2011
Get the Crying brown tearsmug. 3 eyed cry (or three eyed cry) is the name given to a male who is having a wank at the same time is crying his heart out.
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
John 1: "OMG... how bad can this day get?"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
by chodetastic December 11, 2011
Get the 3 eyed crymug. A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
by jsd9632 October 14, 2011
Get the make me crymug.