A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.
Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011
Get the Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again mug.When someone has done something which causes you anger and displeasure. You respond by throwing down any item which you are currently holding and yell: "NOT COOL!". Of great importance: the item which has been throw down is now considered community property and may be taken by anyone witnessing said event.
Cool Guy: (walking into a room of friends/coworkers eating burritos) Dude, where's my burrito?
Not Cool Guy: I think they forgot to make it. Or maybe I forgot to order it. (smirks)
Cool Guy: (throwing down container of guacamole -- which he intends those in the room to now eat) NOT COOL!
Not Cool Guy: I think they forgot to make it. Or maybe I forgot to order it. (smirks)
Cool Guy: (throwing down container of guacamole -- which he intends those in the room to now eat) NOT COOL!
by not cool guy eating a burrito January 14, 2014
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The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
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