Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

condom suppository

anal sex

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"

by phillip's curve May 14, 2010

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Cop Condom

1. A motorist that drives much faster or erratic than the adjacent vehicles making himself the most likely to be pulled over by police.
Similar to Cop Baitor Designated Decoy

1. Yo man your Drunker than 10 indians. You should be safe and use that Cop Condom motorcyclist.

by Attempt May 15, 2009

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Serrated Condom

Noun; A condom produced by Trojan that is serrated like a steak knife. A serrated condom adds the benefit of pain to pleasure.

Dave: Man that girl is so hot, but such a bitch
Brent: Yeah man, just fuck her with the serrated condom to teach her a lesson
Dave: classic

by bevelan December 16, 2011