A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beaner mug.by Kaneelkip March 5, 2011
Get the Vintage Coffee mug.Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
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Bob replied "A coffee table"
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by Bob Paul December 28, 2005
Get the coffee table mug.An amorphous group of Americans who may or may not be left of the Tea Party, thus they are not really an alternative to the Tea Party. Unlike the Tea Party which stands firmly on the side of the corporate world's quest for tax cuts and media domination, the Coffee Party just really, really wishes everyone would be nice and discuss their feelings rather than making fun of Obama or the Tea Party.
Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.
Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.
Roommate: What happened to all the Kleenex? I bought 4 boxes and they're all gone.
Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.
Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.
by The Dumpstress October 3, 2011
Get the Coffee Party mug.When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.
Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!
Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!
Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!
by laurene716 June 21, 2011
Get the coffee-mug mug.by elliechris October 4, 2009
Get the coffee job mug.Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.
R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?
A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
by asdf27890 June 7, 2018
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