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coffee-mug 

When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.
Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!

Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!
coffee-mug by laurene716 June 21, 2011
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coffee mug 

Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.
That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.

Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.
coffee mug by Mr. Fahrts October 2, 2008

coffee mug 

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.
I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.
coffee mug by JPeg92 August 14, 2009

coffee mug 

A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.
After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.
coffee mug by Maranara September 9, 2008

Coffee Mug 

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!
Coffee Mug by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020

Coffee mug.exe

this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one
i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe
Coffee mug.exe by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee mug.exe

get a coffee mug.exe
coffee mug.exe by oi man April 30, 2019
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