Glass closet

People who are so obviously gay but aren't telling it. There is a difference between just "in the closet" and "in the GLASS closet".

Those just "in the closet" have speculations circulating around them gay - whether'd about their mannerism or personality, but they're not really pushing their gayness. They will tend to have opposite gender "partners", but many people will conclude that they're just beards/fake.

Those in the "glass closet" are walking and breathing of gayness - e.i., they will be always walking with that one same gendered partner, they adopt children and they might even be reported living with the partner, but they'll never say they're gay or straight.

Queen Latifah, Jodie Foster, Anderson Cooper, Kevin Spacey, Victor Garber (Mr Andrews - the Titanic guy) & Fiona Shaw (Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia) are in the glass closet.

by kunter March 5, 2012

In the closet

in hiding ;Haven't yet shared with the rest of the world ; in secret

you guys are in the closet ... You're vey secretive

by BetchDef March 1, 2015

Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.

Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.

by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009

Closed the bar down

When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.

"I'm exhausted this morning. Me and some friends closed the bar down last night."

by HailSatan2469 August 21, 2013

closeted homowhatever

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

by Joe February 26, 2005

Closet Brony

A Brony that hasnt yet admitted to their family that they watch the show.

Closet Brony:I lock my door and watch MLP:FIM

by SploogeTheFish September 19, 2011

Move Closer to Your World

Television news music package composed by Al Ham in 1970 for WNAC-TV (Now WHDH-TV in Boston, MA, unrelated to the current WNAC in Providence, Rhode Island). The WNAC news director moved to WPVI-TV (formerly WFIL-TV) in Philadelphia, PA, and took the music with him, and spread to other stations across the U.S. (KFSN-TV 30 San Francisco, WJET-TV 24 Erie, WKBW-TV 7 Buffalo, ETC.), mostly used in the Northeast. Today, WPVI is the ONLY station to still use the theme after 35 years and still counting.

Move Closer to your world, my friend...

by Darran McSwain December 9, 2008