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bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.
I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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Bible feet

Similar the the feet of Juan Manuel de la Delaware due to the pursuit of sticky buds hard candy and hoppy malt beverages
Damn that John got those bible feet though
by Quazar805 October 15, 2016
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Bible Trumper

A politically motivated fake religiously pious person
That asshat is a real Bible Trumper
by lvferdi August 17, 2021
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Bableen

One of the kindest people you could ever meet. Initially closed off and reserved but give them enough time and they'll open up. Really fun to talk to and just overall a delight. Usually are really gorgeous, stunning and charming too. With a dash of horribly-fun humor.
Guy 1 - I'm so happy today!
Guy 2 - How come?
Guy 1 - Just met bableen today :D
Guy 2 - Ahhhh! No wonder. I'm jealous
by factspeaker78 June 3, 2022
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The bible

A religious text. Whether or not it’s fictional or non fictional is... up to you.

Lots of people like to throw it up at others in an attempt to ground their own bigoted beliefs, usually flipping to one page and then claiming it as evidence of something when really, it’s just a bunch of words made for a religion. Can you try not to, I don’t know, not attempt to weaponize religion? Who knows what you’ll get up to after cyberbullying children for liking the same gender.

Of course, not every Christian is like this, and assuming they all are is only stooping down to the worst ones’ levels. Assume the best out of everyone and you may just teach someone a valuable lesson ^^
Religious asshole: the Holy Lord God has said that passing your own body to others for sex is a sin and you’re going to go to hell; Asexuality is a sin because you cannot have any children according to Jesus; gayness is illegal according to some random quote from some random guy; all of this is in the Bible therefore I am correct

Decent person with common sense, religious or not religious: The Bible is a book, not a wikia. Jesus was asexual. His best friend was a prostitute. The whole “man shall not lay with boy” is, in fact, against pedophilia, and not against homosexuality. Of course, since you’re a “devout Christian”, you likely already knew this, right? Considering you probably read through the whole thing and all. I hope you have, otherwise who knows? You might wake up tomorrow morning with the room a little hotter than it was the night before.
by Some Friendly Gay Loser January 3, 2021
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The Bible

The funniest comedy of the millennium, due to the ridiculous actions, thought processes, and mindsets and beliefs held by the main character, God, and the absurdist nature of the events that happen throughout the story.
Person 1: Did you read the Bible today?
Person 2: *recalls Exodus 4:24-26 and other funny verses*

Also Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 2 Yet Again: Yeah, it was hilarious.
Person 1: Funniest thing I've ever read.
by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021
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Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.
Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.
by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021
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