Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

Fire Breathing Dragon

A sexual act in which the male reverse drags his testicles across a male or females face while passing gas.

Derived from the traditional act of wanting to take your testicles and "drag on" someone. You simply add the fire breathing element (your flatchulent.) And you have yourself a Fire Breathing Dragon.

Last night at that party. After you passed out I gave you a Fire Breathing Dragon in front of everyone in the kitchen.

by Banglour July 30, 2014

beating bludgers

See beat your bludgers.

beat your bludgers

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

Breaking Dishes

When a person intentionally sabotages chores to remove further obligation to do them in the future.

Wow, Travis really botched the laundry last week. I'm pretty sure he was breaking dishes so I wouldn't ask him to do the laundry again.

by dish_breaker October 15, 2019

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011

Breathing In Fire

Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.

Vic was so bummed by the bad news he started breathing in fire

by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2017

bleating

When the male recieving a blowjob is beaten senseless right before he's about to climax

After Joseph and Vivian met on craigslist, a few large men she had trained and hired popped out and beat Joseph senseless during the sensual oral pleasure that Vivian was providing for Joseph; they were bleating.

by Sillygurl123 November 19, 2017