Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).

My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.

by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

by omfg1337 September 24, 2008

The unwanted breakfast

A combination of pancake nipples and runny egg tits.

C/o tonygoodtimes

Yo,that girl Jenny is totally working with the unwanted breakfast.

by Tonygoodtimes January 8, 2018

Beatnik's Breakfast

A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.

"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."

by Cardboard G June 7, 2014

toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

breakfast ghost

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.

Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.

by Actuarius81 November 1, 2023

complete breakfast

A term for something that you like very much.

"Have you heard the new Maroon 5 single? Now that's part of a complete breakfast!"

by The Shoeless May 12, 2015