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Bradford Strangler

The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.
I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.
by CrazyRedneck701 November 13, 2010
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BRAD TURNER

HAS A 12 INCH PENIS...AROUND. BUT ITS ONLY A INCH LONG SO ITS LIKE A MAYONAISE JAR LID.
BRAD TURNER IS DEFINATLEY GOT A BRAD TURNER
by TURNER93 October 5, 2012
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braden

braden is a very down to earth guy. very popular and hot. all the girls want him. although he dosent date anyone. he is the biggest flirt in the school, but who can blame him? that black hair that is always just in the perfect spot, their brown eyes. that smile could meant anyone's heart. absolutely one to look after, because one day when he does start dating, he won't be a big flirt, he will have one girl he loves, and nobody is gonna get in the way of him. between him and sports, he is unstoppable.
person 1: guess who slammed my locker in the hall trying to flirt
person 2: oh, that must have been braden , he does that to mine all the time
by bbgbamer October 12, 2017
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Braden

Braden is an attractive brown eyed male who’s ripped and has bright blue eyes. He’s not afraid to speak is mind, and occasionally comes of rude. He is hella funny and can always make you laugh. Braden’s don’t play any sports but they are really athletic.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Braden’s abs?!!
Person 2: Yess. Omgsh he is ripped as hell.
by Ch4rlotte August 19, 2018
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Braden

Probably An 8 year old spoiled little shit that plays fortnite
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Baidan

A clumsy person . Always spills there drinks on your sofa . Usually has a big head . Terrible at video games . Not a good runner . But a great friend that will do anything you say . Get yourself a baidan
Baidan:hey guy I spilled my beer on your couch
Guy:such a baidan
by ThatOneIrishIdiot August 23, 2020
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Dusty Bradford

A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.
girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"
by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010
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