stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

stoner boat by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

Tiny Boat 

When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.

*Phone Vibrates*

Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."

Tiny Boat by Tiny Boat January 10, 2015

Gondola Boat Ride 

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

Gondola Boat Ride by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

Clam Boat Special 

When someone smokes marijuana and blows the smoke into the Vaginal Cavity and the female queefs it out Preferably in a “toot toot” fashion.

My girl got so high last night she let me do the Clam Boat Special!

Clam Boat Special by Captain Clam Boat March 22, 2019

Scrote in a Boat 

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

Scrote in a Boat by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

Tiger in a Boat 

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.

Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."

Tiger in a Boat by chudthechud January 23, 2013

Texas Tug Boat 

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

Texas Tug Boat by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014