root beer

the most wonderful beverage ever invented. no IBC here. pass me the Sprecher's.

Me: is that IBC root beer?
You: why, yes, it is.
Me: can i see?
You: sure.
*throws it away*
Me: drink this.
*hands your sprecher's root beer*

by hint of tears July 17, 2004

Beer Shelf

A big ass that serves double duty as a slam piece and a place to rest your beer.

I am going to need some Modelo's to go... this latina girl is coming over and she has a perfect beer shelf.

by BronzeBullcocks April 1, 2010

Side Beer

A beer one drinks on the side while participating in a drinking game. This beer is normally of higher quality than the beer that is being used in the drinking game.

Sean: Yo, I played like 6 games of pong and I'm not even drunk
Lasershow: Well, maybe you should be drinking side beers, fag.

by johnny liu January 16, 2008

shit-beer

verb

to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.

shit-beer(ed) past tense

Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.

by DHAMMER September 14, 2009

Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed

Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab

by MagickDio July 11, 2010

near beer

Beer with less than 0.5% alcohol content, therefore making it "non-alcoholic."

Everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer.

by x-whatsername-x April 30, 2006

beer trap

a device to remotely trap, catch, or capture a bro employing the use of a beer as bait; like a mousetrap, but using a brewski instead of cheese.

"Yo Cal, can you brew me?" -dude

"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal

"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude

by Da Sperminator October 4, 2011