near beer

Beer with less than 0.5% alcohol content, therefore making it "non-alcoholic."

Everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer.

by x-whatsername-x April 30, 2006

mindfreak

1. Modern day mistifier who utilizes skills beyond the category of magic
2. The result of something incomprehensible
3. Supernatural
4. Criss Angel

Watch "Criss Angel: Mindfreak" on A&E, and you'll understand. This definition was taken from the opening clip of that show.

by x-whatsername-x July 02, 2006