shit-beer 

verb

to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.

shit-beer(ed) past tense

Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.

shit-beer by DHAMMER September 14, 2009

“Shit Beer” 

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

“Shit Beer” by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

beer shit 

The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.

The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.

It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.

However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.

Derek's drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty Beer Shit emerging from his rectal passage this morning.

beer shit by Jon Fox January 15, 2005

Beer Shit 

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

Beer Shit by Microphone February 12, 2006

beer shit 

A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.

I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.

beer shit by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 7, 2009

beer shit 

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

beer shit by bmacd October 12, 2003

Beer Shit 

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."

Beer Shit by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009