batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

Baterdene

A Mongolian male who can be found very commonly in Mongolia . You turn one corner there is one baterdene and you turn another corner there is another baterdene .

Wow bitcoin is so rare unlike baterdenes

by Cold buttery moldy potato April 10, 2022

Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra June 27, 2016

1% battery

where your device/computer is dying

hi i have 1% battery left k bye now

by stupid hybrid demon wolf thing June 20, 2021

deep fried in fanny batter

it means the something or someone, is covered in vagina (hot women)

comes in very usefull on a day to day basis

the towns deep fried in fanny batter like

by kriswiththecheeks December 9, 2009

Lick the batteries

The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.

She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective

Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter

by anonymous September 8, 2020