Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

White-knuckling the basket

The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.

I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.

by Izzitjustme September 22, 2016

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to

I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

by Perphurdle May 20, 2019

Oncoming Trash Basket

When you hide a dead body with feces, urine,semen and food and dump it onto oncoming traffic.

Me and my grandfather did a oncoming trash basket with grandma (Sandie).

by Anthony fartbiscut January 2, 2023