A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009
by BURR!2 April 22, 2011
by Amanda November 04, 2004
1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.
by deleine_zaddy23 January 24, 2017
Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?
Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.
Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!
Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.
Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.
Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!
Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.
by Machinegun Fellatio August 17, 2012
Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)
Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "
by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009
a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
by MC peepants October 10, 2010