autoshit

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

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Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

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autocarrot

A smartphone function which makes people write really stupid things.

And then she didn't understand why I wanted to duck her... Ducking autocarrot!

by 1CPL593h July 30, 2017

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1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.

2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.

1. If you're going to go head to head with a Hummer H2, then get yourself an Autocar.

2. Autocar magazine never tested out any Autocar trucks, ironically.

by swat1975 October 20, 2008

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autotroll

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

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