youtube battle 

Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.

Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"

youtube battle by eltopo January 15, 2008

youtube ninja 

The individual who consistently introduces the freshest, most interesting youtube clips.

Theo: Yo, check this video out.
Germaine: Are you serious? The guy next door is one of those youtube ninjas. He showed me this clip two months ago.

youtube ninja by William Forrester II February 10, 2009

youtube train 

When you go to youtube to watch one video and find yourself watching related videos and then watch related videos of the related videos.

I have spent the last hour on a youtube train and all I went on for was a music video.

youtube train by Iggleston April 25, 2009

YouTube Stalker 

Someone who habitually stalks people who post videos on You-Tube. They watch their videos so much that they feel they know them personally. Leading to attachment and stalking this person, his/her channel online, other videos related to this person. Serious cases can lead to stalking this person on twitter and facebook.

"OMG Sally, stop you-tube stalking Justin Bieber!"

"I'm such a YouTube Stalker! All I do all day is watch Nigahiga videos."

YouTube Stalker by Word Boss LA December 6, 2011

YouTube Sensei

Your 'teacher' when you picked up some Martial Arts from YouTube

Student 1: Where did you learn that?
Student 2: From my YouTube Sensei

YouTube Sensei by ZondaHP April 2, 2015

YouTube selfish 

The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.

This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.

This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"

YouTube selfish by EZLN¡yaBasta! May 26, 2015

YouTube rabbit hole 

1. When you start watching something and end up on a different topic hours later.
2. When you waste time on youtube instead of working cause you want to escape reality.
3. Youtube Algorithm (Slang)

- Hey! You watching adult YT videos!
: Nah man, I was just searching for "how to attract girls" and end up here.
- That's how youtube rabbithole works pal.

- I should escape youtube rabbit hole, it keeps me awake late night.
: Why don't you learn something instead.
- I was learning about war history and couple minutes later, Jedi VS Sith Rap battle!

YouTube rabbit hole by naisty October 5, 2019