essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

by EssexDave May 15, 2016

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Bacon wings

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The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings

by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017

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fortnite wins on snapchat

nobody cares.

virgin: CHEckk out my new fortnite win

average person: NOBODY CARES YOU DUMB VIRGIN WITH YO FORTNITE WINS ON SNAPCHAT

by spongebobs.hole May 22, 2018

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teacher wings

The flabby underarms that flap when teachers write on the chalkboard.

Mrs. B’s teacher wings kept blowing my papers on the floor.

by Mamadant October 26, 2018

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Red Wings Airways

A roblox Airline founded by roblox user thematrixman1243 in early 2020. Medium airline that is growing quickly due to the high popularity of it's staff team. kYj77Zk 5738999

I hear that 'Red Wings Airways' is a good airline to join.

by thematrixman1243 September 19, 2020

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