gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.

I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.

by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011

stanky wanker

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.

My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Faggot Wanker

When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.

"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!

by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018

goof wanker

A dumb ass who loves to jack off

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker

by dannymo123 April 19, 2016

Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.

“Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”

by Rokena February 20, 2020

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011