An Army of Two

an ARE-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large breasts

dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.

by Nedd Ludd July 29, 2008

trap two

Female anus; derived from greyhound racing terminology. See also blue jacket.

"Trap one was out of action, so I had to use trap two."

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010

two fold

bigger and better

doing something better than

"I got yo swagger two fold"

by Courtlandt May 18, 2006

two-faced

a girl that simply does not know how to grow up and be straight towards people at all.

two-faced is when some stranger talking shit about you behind yo back.

by littlemommasangel November 28, 2010

two genders

the truth many people cant accept. (*cough*, Gen Z)

why are we lying to people, and telling them thier mental illnesses should be celebrated? We all know there is only two genders.
(stay mad, science and facts dont care)

by BB,uknowme June 11, 2022

Two stepping

An act of hardcore dancing where boys in tight pants do a lowsy sort of can can

Are you sure he's two stepping?

by Your_B3St Fr13nD November 15, 2007