Cheese Turtle

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"

by SouLLesS April 26, 2015

Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

Total turtle under the legs

Getting lucky in an extremely random way

That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.

by WlydeO January 14, 2020

Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.

My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021