Pull your tampon out

When you tell a girl to stop being a bitch. A Tampon is a weird ass cotton dick that girls shove up their pussy to soak blood when she is on the rag. It puts them in a bad mood because it's uncomfortable.

Becky pull your tampon out and stop complaining about the smallest of shit.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2022

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009

Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.

When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.

by someonefromearth February 8, 2010

we in this bitch like tampons

~a phrase in the song "Gonorrhea" by Lil Wayne feat. Drake. The song is from the album " I Am Not A Human Being".

~having your dick inside a pussy

~sex

Man~ "I was in my bitch like a tampon last night when we were fucking"

"we in this bitch like tampons" weezey says

by alex304 October 20, 2010

temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed

my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving

by white_wicca April 10, 2005

Temporary Citizen

A casual phrase used when witnessing a person doing something dangerous and stupid.

Citizen is normally repaced with the nationality i.e Temporary American.

"fucking hell that car just sped through a red light"

"oh well, another temporary citizen"

"oh well, another temporary American."

"oh well, another temporary Australian."

etc. etc.

by Hepsmith1 May 11, 2010