wife to be

noun: wife to be

is an insult aimed at women/girls it is what is a derogatory term it means that the girl is "in the bag" as in she is a sure bet and she is easly yours. she is whipped

it can also mean the girl is untouchable as if she were married normaly untouchable because she is so ugly.

spellings: wyfe 2 b, wife to be

oi b*tch, you wife to be

by poomplexking July 2, 2010

I want to be your backdoor man

The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".

girl: "I really like you, but is there anything you would like to share with me before we do it...?"

guy: " I want to be your backdoor man..."

girl: "...."

by Justcallmetiony May 31, 2018

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2015

Engaged to be voicemailed

The act of being in conversation as if being married to one's phone when given a ring

Although she have him a ring, he was engaged to be voicemailed.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Too good to be true story

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.

If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Tobey

Skater boi from north shore plays fortnite wanted to make a montage but got bored

That guys a tobey

by Gary jones69 420 December 31, 2018

i want to be fucked by him/fuck her

1.Want to have sex with him or her
2.Want to have sexual relations with one another

I really want to be fucked by him(girl;wet)
I really want to fuck her(boy;hard)
I want to be fucked by him/fuck her:read desc.

by Meme Catcher November 25, 2017