toilet slave

a bdsm term where the Master or Mistress uses their slave as a toilet - either pissing or defecating, although pissing is more common - and generally the aim (bad choice of word) is to catch it all in the mouth with no spillage. a good toilet slave is generally a matter of pride for both concerned.

Master 1: what do you think of my new sub? she's just training to be my toilet slave.
Master 2: she's a keeper then. can i give her a go?

by cowgrrl April 8, 2007

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

toilet water

Melissa's prefered drink.

Dude. Did you see melissa down that toilet water last night?

by TKH March 25, 2008

Feminist Toilet

Where the toilet seat just won't stay up.

I went for a piss but the you got a Feminist Toilet, so i pissed on the seat.

by LifeLesson October 28, 2013

tussle with the toilet

To poop.

I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.

by zac archer June 28, 2008

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.

Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

by Brad Samples August 10, 2006

toilet scar

The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.

After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.

by RangerX February 4, 2004