Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

by Richard Potsdam November 23, 2007

moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

bust nut

to eject seamen out of your penis

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it

by adanno92 October 15, 2010

going nuts

"going crazy" see goes nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"

by mr x January 29, 2004

Catch this nut

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.

I’m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. 💦💦😛😋

by Thanos88 May 02, 2019

Chuckle Nut

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.

Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut

by BIG BAFOON October 09, 2022

Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 25, 2018