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Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.
"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story
by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007
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moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.
person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010
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bust nut

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it
by adanno92 October 16, 2010
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going nuts

by mr x January 29, 2004
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Nut Rabies

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.
"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."

"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."
by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013
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Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.
Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.
by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008
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Chuckle Nut

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.
Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut
by BIG BAFOON October 8, 2022
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