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Selective texting

The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.
Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?
by Jibberish July 19, 2016
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text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."
by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011
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text and run

When you text, message, or IM someone, then imediatly leave the room just so you're not around to see their reply. Often involves throwing your phone and leaving, going to bug random family member, and just wasting time until you grow enough balls to see what they said.
Andrew: So i texted her saying I needed some space.
Paul: How'd she take it?
Andrew: I dont know I had totext and run so that I didnt have to deal with that shit.
by Itsatrapboom123 March 20, 2011
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Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011
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Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting
Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
by BCoBounder November 22, 2011
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blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.
(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.
by Charuzu August 3, 2021
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sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017
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