toennesen

A fo shizzle name, that everyone wish they had.

Person #1: Dammmmnn I wish I had a last name as cool as Toennesen! That shits dope nigga!
Person #2: Damn straight! I wish I was so cool as the Toennesens!

by The Real Nigga G November 16, 2013

tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.

"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"

by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014

tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

Tennessee Smoker

Same as a "cleveland steamer", but lit on fire

She got 2nd degree burns on her chest after yah boy dropped the Tennessee Smoker on her.

by Captive One July 26, 2015

tennes tepes

It means u want to fuck people very hard but just that one special blond girl with green eyes

I would tennes tepes Her

by Goodgirl226 September 24, 2016

Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.

1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.

by Scraps24 September 13, 2016

tennessee chopsticks

Gayly and enthusiastically using your pointer and middle finger to penetrate 4th base whilst tongue punching the fart box.

Quinn gladly used his Tennessee chopsticks on Jeff last night after a long night downtown.

by Meatball613 September 7, 2016