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Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.
I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight
by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020
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Trump toast

Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.
He boned his girlfriend’s sister, now he’s trump toast.
by Villamondo August 22, 2018
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Toast Plate

A plate that has been used for food, but isn't so dirty to require washing, so long as you use it for the same kind of meal as it was previously used for.
"Did you just use a dirty plate?"
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."
by anonymous December 12, 2020
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Toast babies

Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellarks babies. Katniss is the girl on fire and Peeta is the boy with the bread and together they make toast babies
” they’re gonna make toast babies
by And so on June 15, 2018
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Hair Toast

When someone puts too much hairspray in their hair.
Oh man, Did you see that chick with hair toast?
by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017
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Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
by BigBadBad March 22, 2009
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toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland
by big_badussy January 10, 2022
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