Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

therapish

Noun - Somebody who takes the role of a therapist, but is not necessarily somebody who is doing so in a licensed, professional manner.

"Is Jodi your therapist? "
"Not really, she's more of a therapish."

by WhoDoesntHaveProblems May 26, 2021

therapee

Counselling, exercise, and/or medical treatment for urinary problems.

"Therapee" is all well and good --- IF it actually works. Otherwise, everyone involved will be royally "therapissed"!

by QuacksO July 4, 2021

therapizza

When it’s been a rough day but now it’s all good because you ordered some pizza

Gonna need a therapizza session after today bro

by jhanson86 September 1, 2021

theeapy

It’s like therapy but instead of helping you thru your problems we promote death wishes and encourage dark humor, all whilst playing Roblox on FaceTime at 3am

Ima go to theeapy and play some sharkie boi instead of killing myself

by Theeapist uno November 1, 2021

Theraparised

When your a therapist to someone, you theraparise them.

Girl 1: "I need to see my therapist."

Girl 2:"You need to get theraparised."

by c00chielicker November 29, 2021

Therapenis

A penis that helps you like a therapist would.

Female 1: Oh my I can't afford therapist.
Female 2: I know a therapenis. It's free. Would you like yo try that instead?

by DrC0ck December 26, 2021