Popping a boner at a desk.
Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.
by SimonX October 12, 2023
Get the pencilationmug. by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022
Get the 2b pencilmug. Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.
Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018
Get the Chinese Pencil Partymug. A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020
Get the Pencilmug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the glaswegian pencil sharpenermug. a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018
Get the pEnCiLmug. A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
Get the pencil monstermug.