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College Station

A small city known for its close sense of community and overall excellent living experience. Texas A&M University, an college highly recognized for its excellence in education, especially in science, is the central part of the town; at least 1/3 of the citizens are employed by TAMU. As a town enveloped in tradition, College Station is slow to change, which , in part, is what makes the town such a good place for families.

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A conservative shithole who loves this armipit of a town.

PS: If you are artsy, liberal, and utterly insane, I highly recommend Austin.
by Aldrpc January 16, 2012
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Static electricity

Static Electricity was discovered in an incredibly large box by 4 Tax Collectors. So far, almost 3 applications have been found for it.

In the olden days it was used to drain the colour out of the world, and make everyone walk too fast.

These days however, it is mainly used for Special Effects, used in such films as The Blair Witch Project.

In 600 BC it was discovered that rubbing a piece of amber with cat fur would cause it to attract small pieces of paper. This discovery led to the invention of the first apparatus for the mass production of static electricity, in which a number of cats are attached to the rim of a rotating wheel, aligned such that their fur comes into contact with a specially shaped block of amber.

Maintenance of the device proved to be almost impossible as any engineer attempting to remove the wheel from its mountings would be instantly lacerated by the sharp claws of the highly charged cats, so the 17th century German scientist Otto von Guericke improved on the design by replacing the cats with balls of sulphur.

By this time the uses for static electricity were growing in number and variety, and maintaining the supply of cats and sulphur presented great problems. A method of storing and transporting static electricity was clearly needed.

Early attempts to use cardboard boxes for this job proved unreliable and dangerous, as the electricity would leak from the bottom of the box and cause contamination of the ground. This proved especially problematic for sheep farmers as the escaped electricity would cause the sheeps' wool to stand on end. Any slight breeze would pick up the sheep and carry them for miles, much like a dandelion seed.

Enter the Dutch physicist Pieter van Musschenbroek who hit upon the revolutionary idea of storing the electricity in a bottle. This proved much more reliable because a simple cork could be used to prevent the electricity from spilling out. His invention was titled the Leyden jar because nobody could remember how to spell "van Musschenbroek".
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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farmwell station middle school

Farmwell station middle school is a fairly large school in Ashburn, Virginia. More specifically in the richest county in the country... loudoun county. The girls at this school are either very preppy wearing expensive Hollister and pacsun clothes and pink yoga pants and pearls or they are just in the " bad kid" group where they are predominately Spanish and don't care about school..only guys and typically girl drama. There is also a group of the artsy kids who dance or like to be in school plays. Then there are just the outcasts. And no one can forget the incident where eighth graders decided to bring pot brownies to school. The guys also rock bieber haircuts or Buzz cuts. They wear polos and occasionally khaki pants but they love lacrosse shorts. Farmwell is just a total rich school kids school
A farmwell station middle school student: "if you shop at target, you too cheap to be my friend."
by jellybeanstalker March 29, 2013
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Gas Station

When one fucks one in the ass, and after one ejaculates in the anus, they then urinate in the now gaping anus
Eric's boyfriend took him to the gas station last night, if you know what i mean
by smelly foon October 15, 2008
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play station 3

The true meaning of ripoff. People saved up $600, waited in line at the stores OVERNIGHT to get this shit, fighting and pushing and shoving and beatin' the crap out of each other...
...only to find out that the Play station 3s were recalled because some didn't work right.
by D-Miles November 20, 2006
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statie

dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.

the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.

the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.
look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...

''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''
by muffles pants shire September 4, 2007
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Statia

Someone who is very interested in the word around them, likes to enjoy new things, and is a creative person. But they don't shoulder responsibility well. The things that interests them in the moment are most important. They are very attractive. People like them for their free spirit.
That girl was such a Statia, she was crazy but fun!
by Allytria January 25, 2010
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