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The Yin-Yang strategy

a Jork-It Ball technique in which two players on opposing teams position themselves in an almost 69 position to jork each other.
Quickly! use The Yin-Yang strategy on player 4!
by jorkitballlover69yinyang March 1, 2025
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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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The Musbi strategy

The act of when you pleasure yourself to a character you hate out of pure spite
Aye bro just came back from doing the musbi strategy

Yea what to?

Junkrat
by Chemical chemical May 10, 2025
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The musubi Strategy

The act to pleasure yourself to content and characters you despise
Aye bro just did The musubi Strategy

Yea to who?

Junkrat
by Chemical chemical May 10, 2025
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Irish Car Starter

Jerk off a dude and start twisting his nipples as he cums, making him "explode" as you do.
"I gave this guy an Irish car starter. He moaned so loud"
by Obviouslyclear September 15, 2025
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loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.
When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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