Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war

Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."

by davidrawrs! March 1, 2010

tyler-status

(v)(adj)
The act of being:
- ohmyeff cute, adorable, silly, sugar sweet
- eye catching, attention grabbing, fressh
- KAYLA's

"Hey that was pretty damn cute."
"Ohyeah? How cute?"
"Tyler-status, cute. Yeaaaah."

by kayladeeeeeeeeeee February 5, 2009

paki status

To ignore someones phone calls cuz they are so god damn annoying.

Nomie is on Paki Status today, that dirty punjab mother fucker has issues with redailing my phone number to much!! Fucking dot heads.

by paki h8er March 11, 2005

Status Fight

A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.

Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.

At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.

by jomama217 November 29, 2010

Pimp Status

One who always is Looking Pimp

Man! you have graduated to pimp status or We are rollion in pimp status tonight

by Isaac Smith December 4, 2003

grown woman status

grown or not It means that now isn't the time that your acting like a kid or your inner kid is coming out.You act like a little girl at times you act like a teenage girl sometimes sometimes you act like a woman but right now your on your grown woman status

Forget yall Im not going to the club tonight Im going to work,shoot im on my grown woman status

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007