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Brock Stanley

Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.

He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.

He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”

Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”

Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine
by Peachy_Peach February 27, 2023
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dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh
John: dang Ethan got that dad stance
by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023
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Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.
I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!
by Bhazer May 17, 2023
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Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!
by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023
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Pullin-A-Stanley

When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation
Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
by YS3 September 14, 2012
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The kangaroo stance

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)
I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance
by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019
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Dragon Cum Stance

A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move
Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance
by Dilly Ding Dong November 12, 2020
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