rj stalesky

the coolest kid in the world

rj stalesky is soooo hot

by rj stalesky March 28, 2009

Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

“damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker”

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

Stalemate

When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.

I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.

by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010

stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.

by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006

Stale

The opposite to the British slang term 'fresh' - A person who, having come from another country to the Uk and being seen as 'fresh' has since adopted to the customs, habits, dialects etc of that particular region.

- Your grandma's from Nigeria? Is she fresh?

- Nah she's been living here quite a while, she's stale now.

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- I lost my strong Dutch accent after spending 10 years in England.

by Captain Capable September 19, 2011

Stalkee

The person getting stalkerized.

OMFG Micah told me I AM the stalkee :(

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.

Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.

by B$ March 27, 2005