Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017

Squeal

A liar. Used to call someone out for lying right to one's face.

Hey, did you watch that video I sent you?
"Yeah for sure dude"
You fucking squeal, I sent that 4 minute video 2 minutes ago!

by Armory January 6, 2017

Squeeb

Aka Mau

Mau is a squeeb.

by Mau mauerson January 22, 2017

Squeallef

When you love something/someone so much you just want to squeal but you can't even do that so you try telling your "friends" how much you love this person but you can't type because you're too busy squealing

Jordy loves Roger so much she just wants to squeallef

by El'Painos January 29, 2017

squeeggalisious

This means to be better than great.

Your tie is very squeeggalisious.

by Bertha the llama April 10, 2017

Squee

Originating from the word "squeeze", and contrary to many popular definitions, this short form word refers to any substance exreted from the anus. Solid, liquid or gas. It is mostly used in an allegorical sense.

It smells like squee in here.
This food tastes like total squee.
Bro did you squee?

by Funkbag June 8, 2017

Squee-hog

When something is off center or crooked.

This text printed kind of squee-hog.

by #1Taytayfan1989 October 3, 2017